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Jordan Peele is breaking new ground with his next movie: White Zulu.

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It was an unremarkable Tuesday in April when the husband told his wife he wouldn’t be making her a cup of tea as there was only milk left for one.

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So what did the kids say to the old man?

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Man: Doctor Doctor, I think I'm multiple people at once

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I was shocked when the psychic told me that my father would pass away the very next day.

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There was a gang-rape and assault of a melanistic animal yesterday. NSFW

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-New York sucks! I shouted, when I finally visited it.

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Did you hear about the man who died after his immune system killed one of his most vital organs?

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I knocked my kid out last night.

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Why was Sally so sad?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jordan Peele is breaking new ground with his next movie: White Zulu.	0
It was an unremarkable Tuesday in April when the husband told his wife he wouldn’t be making her a cup of tea as there was only milk left for one.	0
So what did the kids say to the old man?	0
Man: Doctor Doctor, I think I'm multiple people at once	0
I was shocked when the psychic told me that my father would pass away the very next day.	0
There was a gang-rape and assault of a melanistic animal yesterday. NSFW	0
-New York sucks! I shouted, when I finally visited it.	0
Did you hear about the man who died after his immune system killed one of his most vital organs?	0
I knocked my kid out last night.	0
Why was Sally so sad?	0